Fly Girls Love To Cook.....and eat. LOL!

Fly Girls Love To Cook.

Welcome to the cooking sections of my blog. I developed this section for:

§  Those girls who simply cannot COOK.

§  For those babes who were busy watching MTV-base while mum cooked in the kitchen.

§  For those who have mothers that rarely cooked. For those whose mothers never cooked.

§  For those whose mothers couldn’t cook.

§  For those who have some kind of competition with some other girl trying to steal her man with good food, no slacking oh!.

§  For those who want to make good kitchen bending wife.

§  For the very weird people who just thing good food is done by magic, stop asking “why?”

§  For bored people who just love to eat and eat something different from the usual.

§  For the girls getting ready to go back to school with some better kitchen skills to show off to her friends.

§  And also for those who just want to learn some new tips about preparing delicious and mouth-watering meals the easy way.

§  Etc.

I’m sure I’ve pretty much invited every single girl out there who feels shes lame in the kitchen, Hello! Pretty girl with lovely nails but doesn’t know how to cook, I’m here for you. Lol, trust me my picture background aint mocking you, Promise. Well, cooking starts tomorrow. Peace!!!

....been a while.

hi people, got stuffs to post but just been up with other things. Been busy with the admin of this blog too and all would be sorted out soon. Always stay tuned to your faithful and humble girl.

 Jimi to da Vaey.

A design to avoid pulgarism

An Interview With The Public Enemy Stranger (Episode 3)

Episode III

I couldn’t explain if it was the environment that was getting to him or probably because he changed his attire to something nice or probably because of the presence of a lady in close contact with him, I smiled at myself again and asked him if he wanted a body spray (hoping no offence), I brought out my emergency body spray and gave it to him, I watched him thinking he was going to spray it on where people were eating, I wasn’t planning to stop him anyways, to my surprise he got up to use it in the restroom, I told him to keep the spray as a gift from me and he hid it at his back on his seat, I was hoping I had been able to get him more relax, I asked him for his order and got up to get the brunch, while waiting for my orders I looked back checking on him many times to be sure he hadn’t chickened out or something, I took back the food to the table, he was having a two portion fried-rice and  chicken with a carton of juice while I opted for only salad, I hoped the money I was spending would give me worthwhile information from this guy, I stylishly watched him eat and like a giant he took large spoonfulls  of rice steadily, I poured him a full cup of the orange juice I bought and he nodded me a ‘thank you’, within 2minutes he was done eating.

Diary Of The Grumpy (Episode 3)

  

 Episode III

        Mr Henry had never been known to be a troublemaker through out his life, he had moved into the Kadiri lane with his late wife Dupe when the residents were mostly newly weds, they were almost all alike in nature, they had had kids who went to the same schools and were finally sent to the same colleges, some of their kids had even married from the same neighborhood, there was always love, some peace and quiet in the neighborhood as the upbringing the folks living in the neighborhood gave to their kids were alike, it was like bringing up perfect children, most of the kids of the families who originally settled in Kadiri lane like Mr Henry's' turned out to be successful or at least living life comfortably, gradually the original residents of the lane had sold their properties to one new couple or the other, by the time Henry was 60years old he was the only original resident of Kadiri lane among the different species of people who now roamed the lane, his house was located at the center of the lane and it stood out among other houses on the lane. Other houses had adopted the modern style of fencing their apartments to the height of an adult's waist, extensions had been built and strangers had been admitted into them as new tenants, there had been the good, the beautiful, the cheating, the bad and the ugly tenants to talk about, sometimes the strangers were even creepy-looking and you should double check the lock on your doors before you slept at night. Kadiri lane was no more what it used to be, Henry's house stood without any fence but with its neat and open lawn in the middle of the lane which had a 'KEEP OFF' sign drilled to the ground on it, from time to time people had offered him good money to sell his one and only property to them and as obviously as stubborn as he could be he had refused many times, one of his adamant potential buyers was the ambitious Tony who was an accountant, he was in his late twenties and was married with two young kids, his wife Patricia had been rumored to be promiscuous from time to time but nobody had genuinely liked Tony enough to tell him about his occasionally cheating housewife. Tony had had the dream of erecting a large super service store where Henry's house is located, he wanted his wife to run the business while he concentrated on his accounting job but Henry seems to be delaying this dream of his from coming to a reality.

Putting Out All The Limelights

Putting Out All The Limelights

(Portraying An Ordinary Woman in the dim lights)

A compiled journal of the beloved, the envied and the hated in the entertainment industry, an entangling passionate love affair and the widely talked about triangle, the sour friends and the lies told in friendships, a biography of the life of a female international musician trying to exist as just an ordinary person with a trail of men who hate to love her secretly, the money, the drugs, the police and the dangerous boyfriend- her darkest addiction.

ENTERTAINMENT TODAY 2

 Dear Miss Karrueche, Rihanna and Mr Chrisbrown

Hello people, I bet you've got an idea of what I'm all about with this post or are we tired with their hollywood rumors and frigging dramas, hello Karrueche, hello Rihanna, hello Chris Brown, would you all wake the fuck up and please tell us what's going on with you guys, who's dating who?

 Mr Brizzy are you truly a drug addict like we've been hearing, I hope for your sake that you aint, why do you look so old and underfed even though you've got so much money, fame and power, don't you eat food? Are you some super-natural human being who forgets what they call health or you think you can survive without one and live or marijuana?

The national finest douche-bag!!!! (Episode 2)

Nash Finest Douchebag (Episode 2)

Tolu walked back to his car and stared at it for some minutes wondering what he was going to do about his situation, he noticed the light on his phone has starting to flick, he unlocked his car and withdrew his phone, his guess was right, it was his boss calling, he knew he was in a big soup already, “ Oga! How far nah!” the newspaper boy distracted him for a moment from him making a decision on whether to pick up or not. “See I dey come, wait first” he shot at the boy in annoyance, the boy decided to rest his back on Tolu’s car, he was bent on collecting the money he had been promised, Tolu took a deep breath and picked his boss call up, “Where the hell are you Tolu, have you forgotten about the presentation this morning? Why do I put up with your nonsense young man?”

Diary of the Grumpy. (Episode 2)

Diary of the grumpy (Who’s the grumpiest of them all?)

Henry turns on his television to watch an old popular Yoruba movie he never got to finish to the end for once, it was exactly 4pm now which was the scheduled time for the movie to play on national television, there was peace on the street now and he would be damned if he wasn’t glad about that, he got up to pick the mug of tea he forgot in the kitchen, he checks his refrigerator for some cookies, found an empty cookie container and swears under his breath “Oloshi“  (in English- crazy person) shaking his head, he threw the container into the bin and opted for the Jacob’s water crackers instead, he walks back to his seat facing the television with ......