Nash finest
He’s a player, likes women alot and thinks there’s no kind of woman he cannot approach and chat up, he feels he can date all caliber of women, he has the luck of being disrespected most times by things ang security guards, sometimes he could be sensible and also stupid, he wonders why some annoying things happen to him.........like getting all dressed up and half way out of his drive destination he realizes he forgot to wear his footwear and is on his Dunlop bathroom slippers, he uses his last money which was his car fuel money to buy a simple all black loafers in the traffic, the guy who sold the loafers to him actually cheated him anyways, he hoped to get money to buy the needed fuel at the ATM machine. He was running late for his presentation though, his car stops at the middle of the traffic and could only
get one person to help him push his Volks Wagen golf, he had also promised to give the newspaper boy who had helped him push the car 200 naira for his little service (Nash Finest always expects to be respected, he thought d money he was paying was a fortune to the newspaper boy, well the boy needed the money), on getting to the nearest ATM machine which was that of Diamond bank Nigeria, you see the problem with Mr Tolu is that he wasn’t a Diamond bank customer, he had never used their ATM machine before, one part of his mind asked him to simple walk the next mile to use his bank ATM machine, he turned and saw that the news paper boy was getting restless and he changes his mind to use the ATM, there was a lady behind him waiting to use the ATM, a 100 naira charge couldn’t be too much to loose anyways, he inserted his ATM card into the card slot and shortly types in his pin code while waiting he turns halfway to size up the lady behind him, looks like she was just getting back from the gym, 5’8 height, looking like a bust of a 36D cup, hips aint bad he thought-that should be about 38 or so, nice physique, he eyes her body down to her feet and
remembers he was still on his Dunlop slippers, feeling embarrassed with himself he turns back to the ATM flipping his car keys wit his left hand, the screen of the ATM was showing the different amounts he could withdraw, at this time his boss had started calling his mobile phone which he left in the car, he moves closer to the machine to block out anybody seeing the ridiculous amount he wanted to withdraw, he started searching for the buttons you would find by the sides of most ATM screens, he stared at the machine like an idiot wondering what to do with it and he couldn’t imagine embarrassing himself by asking for help. Soon the voice prompt of the machine asked aloud ”would you require more time?” but he still couldn’t know how to respond, he pressed the ‘cancel‘ button on the board where he typed in his pin code but the voice prompt asked aloud again, red-faced as he must have been by now he whispered “Yes“ ridiculously to the ATM machine, the queue behind him was now of 4 people wondering what the heck he must be doing over there. The machine presented a message on the screen saying his card had now been seized that he would have to contact the bank officials, he turned and left the machine feeling very annoyed at the bank for putting such a stupid machine out for public use, someone in the queue asked him if the machine was dispensing cash but he ignored the person and walked towards his car,…………….to be continued.
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